Bend Over and Grab Your Ankles

Welcome to BOAGYA!

A spiritually unhinged, ankle-forward approach to surviving the circus of modern life.

Legendary Coping Poses

Signature BO Knee Bend & Breathe
Full bend mode. The time-honored practice of dropping your expectations (and your pants), bending over, and just accepting... Two thumbs up signaling, "bent, not broken. "
Face-Plant Wide-Stance Forward Fold (Peekaboo)
Upside down, emotionally inside out, and just curious enough to see who’s still watching. It's acceptance with a view.
Face-Plant Wide-Stance Forward Fold (Over the Shoulder)
Bend forward, throw a slow, dramatic glance back to remind the universe you’re still watching it. Disappoint... It’s acceptance with side-eye.
Emotional Emergency Forward Fold (Standing)
Just hinge, hang, and hold... Until your chakras whisper, "We warned you." It's acceptance with inner voices.
Emotional Emergency Forward Fold (Sitting)
When standing is too ambitious, and lying down feels like giving up, the perfect middle ground to stretch, slump, and let your torso drape over your regret. It's
horizontal adjacent acceptance.
BO Coping Classic
The purest form of the bend. The time-honored practice of dropping your expectations (and your pants), bending over, and just… accepting.

Benders Among Us

The Perpetually Over-It
You've ugly-cried in a Target parking lot, plastered on a fake grin through a soul-crushing extended family dinner, or Googled ‘is it possible to unsubscribe from being human.'
The Perpetually Under-It
You tried gratitude journaling, green juice, ASMR, and “positivity vibes only”. You’re
simply… not feeling it. Now you just want a lifestyle brand that says, “you good?” without expecting an answer.
Tired AF Super Moms
Multitasking superheroes running on caffeine, drive-thru fries, and 15 rounds of “what’s for dinner?" And now all they want is a snack that isn’t someone else’s.
MOMBOs (Moms on the Brink of Bending Over…)
A "quick Target run" that ended in $150, no plan for dinner, and a child crying in aisle 7. You now have a kid screaming “LOOK
AT ME!” while you’re just trying to pee. You are are on the brink of going full on bend mode.
Daily Disaster Survivors
Your car broke down, your fridge died, your kid hid your phone, and your flight’s been delayed since 1985.
Laid-Off Legends
Navigating LinkedIn with a lump in your throat and a half-finished bottle of bourbon. Out of work but never out of sarcasm.
Cubicle Prisoners
Bob’s “quick check-in” meetings stretch longer than a prison sentence. Does “touch base” mean we’re playing tag, or is he just lonely?
Workplace Wipeouts
This morning, you clicked the Teams meeting “Join with Video” and immediately realized you didn't brush your teeth or your hair.
Sportsbook Sufferers
Emotionally overdrawn, spiritually leveraged, and “one parlay away” from turning it all around. "Let it ride!" is your tilt tagline.
GPA Gamblers
Academic adrenaline junkie who rides the line between “I got this” and “I need to drop this class.” And lives dangerously between a C- and the power of prayer.
Doom-Scroll & Disillusioned
Politically exhausted, over-informed, under-caffeinated citizens just trying to hold it together during the slow-motion collapse of democracy.
And You, Dear Reader...
If you've ever whispered "Are you f*ing kidding me?" to no one in particular.
You are where you are supposed to be.
You BOlong here. ♡